4.23.11

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."

--- John Lennon

"Follow your dreams... except the one where you're at school in your underwear."

"It's only after you lost everything that you're free to do anything."

--- Fight Club

"In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration."